They haven’t seen me at a table...

You know I can’t not post this, right?

Mmmmm, prawn choc chip! Yum!

I love it!

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Co-signed

Looks like a fishy Vienetta.

Yeah, I’m not mad at that response from Google. Shouldn’t have happened to begin with, but the response sounds sincere.

Respectfully disagree with fully standardised measurements. Yes, it will be convenient IF you happen to match the size/shape of the size chosen. Everyone else will never be able to find anything to fit.

This app is run by “Holidog” who do that kind of thing. Nice data gathering for them...

That’s... not where labia are.

Guys you don’t know how tempting this is...

But it’s not a term of endearment to many, many people. Which most people already know. So, you can enjoy being called a bitch and that’s awesome, but don’t go around saying it to strangers mkay?

No. No it isn’t.

See now I can tell it’s summer because I can leave my coat in the car instead of wearing it. Also I haven’t used the leccy blanket in, like, a week.

Go on...how do you say it?

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