The last article on this woman crashed my browser 4 times.

What I HAVE seen is a miniature longship built and sent out, ablaze, with the pre-cremated person’s ashes on board. Close enough?

With scent being so powerful on the brain too.... we always have other, less overwhelming reminders. Like, I have a piece of jewellery from one grandmother, and some handwritten recipes / notes from another. Or as you say, songs and places.

Sorry about your mum.

Love that film.

You forgot to roll in fox poo.

I *think* yoga pants are trackies but I’m not certain. Leggings are tight cotton-y tubes with no feet. Tights are tight nylon-y tubes with feet.

So why are you all over the place with statistics and “well actually...”?

So, yeah, answer the question. How do we tell? You got like little name badges printed up and distributed or what?

Not with the average state of plaster in the houses I’ve lived in!

No, the punishment was for a public (dis)order offence.

Unless he photosynthesises through his pasty skin (a talent which I for one would really really like), then making him black has ZERO effect on his character, actions, intentions, family relationships.

Have you tried Mongol (2007 or 2008)? I can’t speak to its accuracy, but it has actual Asian people in it!!

The helping-out-the-new-couple is hwat wedding gifts are for though. *shrug*

I *have* Twitter. It doesn’t help.

Give me a sharp knife and sufficient warning and I can make some shoes out fo someone’s leather jacket. Someone does have a leather jacket, right?

I guess...

Can someone explain spite-buying? Because from what I can tell it involves handing your hard-earned cash over to a bunch of dipshits, who will then think they did SO WELL in how they were totally ignorant and rude?

There’s a joke here about the vegan-Beyoncé news and a cheese pyramid, but it’s nearly midnight and my brain has given up.