Oh man, I wish my cat would go for this. CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN!

Pretty shade o' blue, though!

Aw, man, now I'm all bummed out about The Sarah Connor Chronicles again. >:|

Oh man, what a mess. I thought the show was headed for disaster back when they brought in the male boss guy at the Eva show. Like the audience couldn't handle so many whole scenes with just ladies in them—oh no! Bring in a man boss! That'll shake things up! :eye roll:

She is SO GOOD in Bridesmaids. You must see it.

I love how proud of herself she looks at the end. Like, "Yeah, that's right. That just happened."

I know.

It made me a little sad at first, since I enjoyed how happy they seemed with the baby (especially after how ugly things had gotten on RHONY); but thinking about it later, Jason was kind of a dick to her. I felt like he always had this attitude that was all, "You're the damaged, broken one who needs to be rehabilitated…

She's like, "No, please... please... Stop. You're only embarrassing yourself now."

"you're"

Gee, I bet you're the FIRST person ever to suggest that! How helpful you are!!! I'm sure it's never occurred to her that adoption is a thing that exists! (Because adopting and pregnancy are the same thing! Totally equivalent!) Stupendous. A+ comment.

But... Ken Cosgrove!

... You and your friends need to meet different guys, seriously.

I do this to my cat all the time. Unfortunately for me, she has much quicker reflexes than this little kid. :(

Eee! Can I also ask where you got that duvet cover? It's so cheery!

(...Why are you being stalked by a really boring crazy person?)

By age 3, really? It's actually kind of depressing to think of a toddler being too jaded to believe in Santa Claus. (Or maybe I'm bummed out by parents being too half-assed about the illusion to remove price tags from gifts "from Santa"?)

I don't think any of these rage-filled comments (oh, you know how women can be; so emotional!) were meant to imply that your points were sort of good or halfway there—more like totally incorrect and wrongheaded. And if you legitimately thought your comment would be perceived as "anodyne"? I don't even know what kind…

Consignment is not the way to go if you're looking to make much money. They'd have much better luck with ebay—though I suppose the consignment route was meant to be a more under the radar shedding of assets? Just embrace it, ladies!

Oh no! You got the tea tree oil soap down there again!!!! Aaaaaaaa!