You'd go in with your opposite hand through the neck (so it wouldn't work as well with crewnecks).

I don't blame him for wanting to star in a blockbuster. But those poor writers. They must cry themselves to sleep at night. Either that, or they're just bros who are all, "Fuck yeah, Stone Hopper! Strap in and feel the Gs!"

It is not possible to see Center Stage too many times.

ASkars's character in the Battleship movie is apparently named "the heroic Stone Hopper." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Yes! I felt like L&O was really starting to hit its stride again with the last season's cast lineup. :( Original L&O is the only procedural that I ever loved.

Yes! As a shrill, man-hating harpy, this article is relevant to my interests! Bookmarksies!

Aw, and to think that all that was separating this scenario from becoming the setup for a hilarious Rodney Dangerfield movie was a blond wig...

For future reference, who do you alert if you manage to grab the guy? She said she was holding onto him and "called the cops" with her free hand. Does that mean she dialed 911 on her cell phone? Inside a station, I guess you could shout for a station attendant? But what if it's one of those outdoor stops? I can't…

That is really interesting. I'd never heard that before! Thanks for the tidbit!

I was thinking this was just a temporary tank thing so that they would have an unobstructed view for the video? At least I hope so, because otherwise that tank is pretty sad.

Sweet jesus, the summer shedding began in earnest a few weeks ago. Everything is fur!

"And that's when I realized I was a type and not a person to him."

The "beautiful Asian women don't need to wear makeup like white skanks!" one is my fave!

There's nothing quite like that sudden chill you get upon learning that all the ex-girlfriends of that great new guy you just started seeing were also Asian...

"I will acknowledge like most creative people I am passionate and intense," Gibson told Deadline.com.

I appreciate that it's a group setting and they have to account for the needs of a lot of people at the same time, but it makes me sad that they used headphones instead of playing the music on speakers. It's great that he was able to enjoy listening to songs that he loved, but wouldn't it have been so much greater if…

The left one had become semi-detached from the areola.

A Toto to call your own! I want one, too, as my bathroom parts are exceedingly bashful. Plus, water features!

But... those headphones aren't plugged into anything?

You know you're getting old when firemen start to look like children... D: