When I first heard of the lineup for this season, my one desperate dream was for Bristol to start dating the Situation, stat. But then I caught a shot of Bristol sitting next to Margaret in the audience, and suddenly the possibilities are exploding!
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I blame The Situation.
I blame The Situation.
Come on now, Michelle— all First Ladies are required to set their brains to "Stepford" as soon as their husbands get elected. Didn't you get the memo?
Ever since I watched Monsoon Wedding, I've wanted a marching band when I get married. This only makes me want it more.
@sublimelazy: I liked it. I loved the music and the colors and the cast. I thought it was lovely. But then, I've loved all of her movies. And her Dior commercial!
@Teggy: Maybe just a big John Lennon fan? :)
What I learned from this episode:
It's as if they fell asleep in the common room of my freshman dorm....
@savethemax: Oh god... I can smell it now! That is such a good description.
@pepe-silvia: I know! You broke my heart, Vinny; you broke my heart.
I'm not fat! I'm floofy.
@Spike49: Beyond cute. And smart, too— body heat for warmth + the safety of camouflage!
Those are some dark roots, Ms. Bynes. I wonder sometimes, must it really be so unbearable to have brown hair?
@cool_as_KimDeal: Also, just think how organized your heaven closet would be!
@noshadowscast: I know! I think the idea was to keep them confined to small areas for each shot— though I had to laugh when that guy was like, "Oh yeah, this 5' piece of plastic sheeting will totally be an impregnable barrier against cats!" I've twice lost a cat behind a refrigerator, so I was unsurprised to see one…
@cool_as_KimDeal: I would sign up for that. In heaven, there will be no such thing as being overfull, so the meatballs can just keep on coming! And instead of puking, my cat will just open her mouth and release a finely-scented cloud of violets.
Cat-ism!! Why so few cats of color, Mr. Director? A token Siamese, a cat or two that might have been 1/4 or 1/2 black— and don't even get me asking about where the plus size models were!
Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease let the Situation start dating Bristol! That would be amazing.
@Flackette Goes Retro: Diaphragms and IUDs would make much better ornaments anyway.