Pond's Cold Cream removes all makeup. It's mostly mineral oil but in an easier-to-use cream form and all packaged and ready for you. I massage it on and then wipe off with a dampened washcloth or paper towel. I have dry skin, so the slight film of oil it leaves behind is like manna from heaven for my face; but if…

@rizzyroo: I know! Because he opened with, "So, what's your ethnicity?" or some nonsense. Who does that?

@Forthright Fattie: Check out the blogs letsgorideabike.com and lovelybike.blogspot.com. Really wonderful in general, and both talk about biking to work in regular clothes, both in summer and winter.

Casting directors: Beezus is supposed to be a pizza face, not a Disney princess!

(small voice) This only makes me miss season 3 of The Sarah Connor Chronicles more.

@clothandcake: This reminds me of reading a Sweet Valley High book where a college boy (!) sticks his hand down the back of Jessica's bikini bottoms. I was like, "Gross— why in the world would he want to touch her butt?!" I honestly could not understand it.

@dialing_footnoterphone: That's amazing! I would totally use the name Kerr-Bloom!

I think my good will for Kate Gosselin may have run out juuust about... now.

@FashionZebra: I had a Russian roommate once who told me whenever she and her friends would go hiking in Siberia, they would carry lots of vodka— for first aid and recreation.

@MercilessMay: So funny! My clearest post-wisdom-teeth-removal memory is of being on my hands and knees in the doorway to the dining room, trying to eat a bowl of mashed potatoes that was on the floor and feeling completely nauseated. Good times!

@Lolotehe: No way! It's totally specific to ladies! Because their vaginas and lady hormones make them all craaaazy, and if you let them get behind the wheel, whoa, watch out!

@water baby: Oh my, time to start wearing protective goggles?

When I'm going through a rough patch, I sometimes try to imagine how much space it might take up in my memoirs. More often than not, picturing my current misery boiled down into a number of pages, or even paragraphs or sentences, is comforting.

@Oceanic: Kittens in pajamas! Squeeee! Where can I buy myself some kitten-pajama tickets??

@Phyllis Nefler: I love that line so much! Oh spongemonkeys, you are sublime!

ZOMGIf I leave my house now will they still be there?!

@scribblingdown: Too many penis photos! And really poorly considered ones, too, with like, piles of dirty laundry in the background. Ew.

Oh god- yes! But then you have to remind yourself, the person who's missing your connection... might not be anyone you'd want to connect with!

@FrabjousDay: Object object object!

@gertymac: I HATE this. Of course you feel okay about the breakup, since it was YOUR IDEA. Gah!