One of 36 ring tones.

“...You know, like Avis does! “

“If you don’t like that, then you should include a clause about not covering damages due to Soviet-era tactical ballistic missiles.”

I don’t quite understand all the criticism these people are getting. If these were stories about valets abusing the cars they drive, hell yeah you should get mad. But rental cars? They are owned by a company (not a person), you are paying to use them (not being paid), there are mechanics who are getting paid to…

LEARN how to “DMV”? My parents never taught me that. Instead, I called the local DMV and asked how to do it. At some point, we all have to take responsibility for our own actions (or lack of actions) and adult.

What exactly is greedy about protecting your livelihood by storing 40 cars in a garage capable of holding hundreds?

Are you kidding me? It was just 40 cars in a giant parking garage. Why do people have a problem with this? The car dealer is probably a Florida resident too and his dealership is probably his livelihood so why doesn’t he have the right to protect his business. Why should 1 person have to lose 40…

Dude! This is the same logic I use when raping passed out drunk women.

Crap like this has made me so intolerant of people’s bullshit lately.

I’m a former Audi tech who worked on those cars from when they were new, through the end of their life cycle. ‘I know what you got’ and I still have nightmares about it.

Well, depending how well contained those pets are, the airplane may be a wee bit shitty....

.........An airline not being completely shitty and heartless.

New rule:

Watt?!! I wish I could get ahold of this thief’s face so I could socket til it hertz!!

Your potential for stars is high.

With battery.

Good taste in the first degree

I hope whoever stole it isn’t charged.

I’m pretty sure if your plane flies into a Cat 5 hurricane you shit from every orifice.