COTD? COTD.

For Audi, VIN stands for Vehicles w/ Identical Numbers

“If we only use one VIN for all of our cars, then they can only sue us for cheating emissions on one vehicle dude!...”

BMW thinks they can fool us by leaking pictures of the old one...

Don’t go forcing your gender roles on boats now!

Most news organizations stopped referring to ships, hurricanes and other inanimate objects with feminine pronouns a couple decades ago when it became generally accepted that it was stupid. Now, why don’t you just go back to your Saturday Evening Post and let the youngsters like me (I’m 64) talk among ourselves?

Please note: Australia does not have HOAs. In fact, most of the world does not have HOAs. We’re not that stupid.

Right up there is black protesters looting minority owned businesses to protest police brutality from police force that’s mostly black. Ignorance has no race.

I would just like to say that those “alt-right protesters” were protesting the removal of a historical statue. You make it sound like they were being incredibly racist, but all they were doing was arguing against the removal of a statue. I am not trying to defend the fucking cunt who drove his car into the…

USA: Helping convict Germans of global conspiracy’s involving poison gas since 1945.

169 years is too much for this crime

Driver will probably sue the homeowner because his house was in the way.

“He was able to escape and get into another car, which he drove to a car wash. After that all charges were suddenly dropped”

I guess the plant was really... booming.

Fact is: they don’t care what you think. Some care about thinking of you as being in second place. Some care about how it feels in the seat TO THEM, and they either don’t like manuals, can’t drive manuals, or don’t like the feeling of being in second place seat. Some, like myself, can’t drive a stick due to a…

I like your cooking analogy, but I think a more accurate version is that I don’t fucking butcher my own animals anymore - I buy quality meat that’s ready for me to actually cook.

The only good news is that this sentiment is almost universally driven by internet-forum-warriors that haven’t bought a new car from a dealer…

Another senior editor at Jalopnik with no idea of what an engineering marvel is...

Does anyone have a location on Harrison Ford?

Maybe he just doesn’t like other meth heads.

"edible cardboard and hot brown water establishment"