You own an H3? I'm so sorry.

She's almost as ugly as the car!

Prettiest car ever made IMO. Good choice.

Glad to see my tax money hard at work for something like this.... Not.

Ermagerhd!!! It's five years old time to throw it away and waste more stolen tax money to fund a new one. Fuck the government. Fuck them all.

And, to be brutally honest, I don't care for the front end styling either.

Beautiful scenery, but I still don't like the Panamera. I can't stand the back end. Coincidentally, I don't much care for the A7 (or S7 or RS7) or the Rapide either. None of those appeal to me.

On the limit, these cars just aren't much fun. Especially in tight turns, as the front end washes out prematurely. On the higher speed (60mph+) corners, things aren't so bad. It feels much happier carving through sweepers than canyon work.

Yikes... I feel bad for the AWD system. Oh wait, no I don't. The only good Gallardos are the RWD ones. I despise the "handling" on the AWD. Way too much understeer. At least on the stock Pirellis.

Buy an S Class. Sounds stupid, but it helps. My blood pressure goes through the roof whenever I'm in one of the BMWs. In the Mercs though? Calm as a fiddle on a Sunday morning. That doesn't mean I never get irritated, but never as much as in the bm's.

I absolutely hate what MB has done to their badging. An S500 (which is badged as an S550 from MB) really has a 4.6L TT V8? So...why not call it an S460? That's what it is after all. I mean, there were S320, S280, S220, 300se, 300sel, etc back in the day. I just don't see what the point is. Take my S600 for example. It…

Oh deary me... You religious people...

Umm... The Ferrari (insert model here). I haven't seen one that isn't great. A gated metal shifter is just as good as life gets. Now, I am not including the Mondial, as that thing never should have been made. Heap of shit. So, if it has some other shifter, don't include that in what I just said, nor can you include…

Somebody should have left the hippies in the 1960s.

That is spectacular

So now that Mini Coopers aren't small anymore, what will BMW do to fill the void of a small car?

I hope BMW designs some different headlights soon. I hate the way these look. Why do they need to stretch inwards towards the grille in such a stupid way?

I just don't understand why the US cares if Ukraine is controlled by Russia... I mean, what's the big deal? Russia isn't exactly the worst place to live.

Huh, that's not bad. Kind of cute. I like it better than the Cherokee (or whatever the new ugly one is).

TV shows I hate most: Living Dead and Breaking Bad. Both of em annoy me. So sick of hearing about them.