He'll come back when it gets cancelled after five episodes.

On the other hand, there used to be an extension to automatically trigger the "load more comments" button in Disqus, but then I think Disqus did something to break it. Also, there's an extension that shows the number of downvotes on a comment, reversing a change Disqus made quite some time ago.

I'm all about the jerk meat.

Ugh, the sun drinks Corona? You'd think a celestial object would have better taste in beer…

We were evicted from our hole in the ground.

Otamatone?

Minions are fucking awesome and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

But they are the Asian cosplayers you need.

Especially Nazi Fuck.

That'll make for some fun DS9-Who crossover fanfic.

<changes combination on luggage>

But the Muppets already have a Pepe…

How much play do the Admirals get on the radio? Or do they get ignored because they're a minor-league team in a major-league town (or because they're hockey)?

Packers! Woo, Packers!

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
SCRAPE THEM OFF, JIM!

Well, then, have a nap. AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!

The A.V. Club

I don't know why, but I read that in Zoidberg's voice.

When my youngest sister was a kid, whenever she felt slightly ill she would claim she had mono. Eventually she actually got mono and was all, "So this is what mono feels like."

You can get anything you want at Vegan's Restaurant
(Including butthole)