Putting an electric fence in an area with drunk people whose bladders are likely to be full at some point in the night seems like a bad idea.

It! Home! Batch!

Extra crispy and chill?

“I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 episodes of Spongebob Squarepants and then asked it to write an episode of its own. Here is the first page.”

I feel like an opportunity was missed here.

Note to self: Move to Agawam, Massachusetts.

Did you expect anything different from the home of the Los Angeles Angels?

I see the Lasagna Dip.  It is warm and defeated.

“You go now! You here four hour!  Why you here four hour?  You no come here anymore!”

This is a good point. Like many people, I’m disappointed in Wil because he promised a statement and then failed to follow through. (To be clear, I think he should have either fulfilled said promise or, better yet, never made said promise in the first place.) I hadn’t considered the possibility that Hardwick or his…

More like by the time he got his thoughts together, he realized his opinion was an incredibly shitty one and it was in his best interests to keep his mouth shut.

Much like McDonald’s hamburgers, Cici’s pizza, or Taco Bell’s everything, LJS’s fish is its own thing. If you want the genuine article, you know where to go for that. If you want a cheap meal that’s better than it has any right to be considering the price, that’s what fast food is for.

If the nearest A&W wasn’t an hour’s drive away, I’d probably go there more often.

Flinging ourselves headlong into bankruptcy to own the libs...

I’m not entirely certain, but perhaps Sen. Manchin was referring to the hypocrisy of the right to gleefully jump down Franken’s throat while those among their own ranks were just as guilty, if not more so.  Or perhaps it was a criticism of politicians on the left who are more than happy to eat their own but are…

While you may be technically correct — the best kind of correct — I have to agree with asmallcat in that there is a difference in quality between the three varieties. The individually wrapped slices tend to taste like the plastic they came in, and the pre-sliced blocks taste like the wax paper that separates the…

“Oh my God, they killed Rosie!”

“Upchuck... ewwww....”

Womp womp.

That won’t end well.  There’s no way Trump can stand for four hours straight.