Yep. Usually you have to worry about that from the other diners, not the owner.

"Well, we're all out of cake! We only had two bits and we didn't expect such a rush!"

You mean even more than usual?

Dang old public radio. I never got my tote bag.

Nah, Trumpettes are much more similar to Brexit supporters.

Agreed. Excellent implementation of the meme AND not ashamed to rock a pair of Crocs.

HOOOWWWW DAAAAAARRRE YOOOUUUUUU!!!!!

You rang?

¡Ay, caramba!

Only if you do it in Andy Zaltzman's voice.

To each his own, and admittedly I don't watch it myself, but I understand that Critical Role gets some very decent viewership numbers. As in, it's usually one of the most-watched streams on Twitch in its timeslot.

MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN!

No soup for anyone!

Gene, seriously, if you need money that badly, let us know, we'll take up a collection. Don't lower yourself to pulling stupid shit like this.

Jiminy Christmas, why are we still talking about this? Did we not believe him when he said he didn't know who she was? Because I believed him! I imagine a man of his age isn't exactly up on the pop stars of today, and sadly, Kesha's more famous these days for being an abuse victim than for her music. To be honest,…

Geez, you got Soundgarden just in time, didn't you?

I'm pretty sure the only reference I've seen to loose meat sandwiches before this article was when they opened the restaurant on Roseanne.

I think it's more like paying the arena staff, security, etc. I'd be very surprised if any of the acts are demanding an appearance fee.

It's worse than that. The concert takes place in the afternoon in US time, the basketball game isn't until nighttime. The precious programming ABC doesn't want to preempt is… an IndyCar race. They can't move that because ESPN, ESPN2, and ESPNU all have NCAA commitments. *facepalm*

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