Did an Onion piece get mistakenly posted to the AV Club?

I think they're more like post-doc researchers, but yes. And Howard works for JPL, which is a joint venture of Caltech and NASA.

To each his own, but I still crank it up as high as I can handle it whenever "Far Behind" comes on. It does say something, though, that I had to look up what their other reasonably popular songs were.

Are there ANY condiments you like?

Beat me to it.

I can't remember who, but wasn't there another guitarist who died under similar circumstances in the last year or two, and it turned out that it wasn't suicide, but rather an attempt at self-help (for lack of a better word) gone wrong? Supposedly prolonged use of a guitar on a strap does something to the upper body,…

But it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove".

I don't think politics is relevant. BBT does well among older people because it's an old-fashioned multi-cam sitcom like the ones they're used to, and older people tend to lean more conservative than liberal.

"None more righteous."

But is it legal to tip them?

I feel like Andrew W.K. might have already done this.

LIKE A BOSS

H'okay, so, here's the Earth… chilling. "Damn, that is a sweet Earth," you might say. WRONG!

They should pull a Jay Leno and move Kimmel to 10, then move Nightline back to 11:35.

CBS! CBS! CBS!

I have the line, do you have the bass?

♪ ♫ Tomorrow we can drive around this town
And let the cops chase us around
The past is gone but something might be found
To take its place
Hey jealousy ♪ ♫

It's a warrior's drink.

'"a weird Boston/New York hybrid accent"

I'm starting to think Mike is the conspiracy's White House mole. There was something about the expression on his face when Kirkman dealt with his security concerns by telling him to hand-pick the detail, something that hinted that there's more going on with Mike than meets the eye.