New Jersey.

In all honesty, the most satisfying beer experience in my life was a 2-for-1 Labatt Blue lunch special at Chili's. It was so damn cold it was almost a slushie.

There's your problem, she gave you a light beer. If you wanted water, you would've just asked for it.

Isn't it in his contract that he gets to have a cameo in every Marvel TV and movie project?

Fucking thing sucks! We'll do it live!

They stopped giving a fuck a long time before that.

The Cubs are quite possibly the last team to have a significant chunk of their schedule on over-the-air stations. Most teams have moved to cable-only, with a handful of teams retaining a token broadcast presence.

Finally, a GJI worthy of the title…

Yes indeedy!

Ah, Lou Gehrig, what a guy. Died of Lou Gehrig's Disease. How did he not see that coming? "Hey Lou, here's a disease with your name written ALL over it!"

Chiropractor. 93 letters, chiropractor.

These pizzas are making me thirsty!

I actually bought a set of those on eBay a few years ago.

Agreed. And on the other side, 1981 or '82 is too early to start calling people millennials. Definitely slide the cutoff down to about 1985 or '86 and give us that mini-generation. I'm even willing to take on the Generation Y mantle if the millenials aren't using it.

The best kind of millennial.

HE'S A GOOD CANADIAN BOY!!!

Is that before or after using your hockey stick in hand-to-hand combat?

And meaning.

And it took until 2007 to snap out of it. Too bad Lil' Bush only lasted 17 episodes.

I am serious. And don't call me Surely.