Mayor McCheese
He's the man
He's the guy with the orange tan

That doesn't sound like fun at all!

The A.V. Club

It's still a thing in parts of the US. The Northeast and California come to mind immediately, and of course there's the episode of Seinfeld where Kramer and Newman try to bring a mail truck full of bottles to Michigan because the deposit there is 10 cents compared to New York's 5 cents.

We've always been at war with Germany.

If I didn't know any better, I'd say this is the highest form of respect O'Neal can muster.

Makes sense. When an adult was running the nation, TV viewers were more receptive to seeing their shows run by children. Now that children are running amok in the White House, people would rather see adults on TV.

Good parent, or best parent ever?

Uh… cake, please.

Goddammit. I came in here to drop a Babymetal reference only to find that the article beat me to it. Then again, this IS the AV Club, still ostensibly a website that knows its way around music; if there hadn't been a Babymetal mention, someone would have been fired for that blunder.

Would it be inappropriate to wonder where HBO CEO of Tits is?

That makes me sad.

Probably not for a long while. If the circles I travel in are any indication, that news made some pretty big shockwaves and it got a lot of streamers to admit that they don't really like doing marathons, they just do it because they think that's what the people want. I think you'll see marathons start to decrease in…

Serious answer: Bits are a Twitch currency used for donating to partnered broadcasters (i.e. anyone who has a Subscribe button). You buy bits from Twitch and then you make it rain in your chosen channel by "cheering". For Americans, each bit equals one US cent (I don't know how or if they have it set up for other…

Counterpoint: Ken Bone turned out to be a piece of shit himself.

Well, it IS a CBS comedy pilot, so yes…

I was hoping this was going to be a Newswire announcing that Last Man Standing had finally been cancelled, but alas, that sweet, sweet relief continues to elude us.

"I heard that!" — Barth

He didn't say anything. He tried to stall for time, hoping someone backstage would notice something was wrong, and tried to clue Faye Dunaway into the problem, but she didn't pick up on it and thought he was either pulling some shit or having a senior moment.

Yeah, I tried it once and it was actually fairly cromulent. For some reason I was expecting the chicken to be crunchy (I have no idea where I got that thought), but beyond that I don't get what the outrage was all about.