My mother also used to do a good home McMuffin, but she also worked at McDonald's in her younger years, so she has a leg up on the competition.

Golden Corral.

We used to have a few of them here. I liked them because I could supplement a Taco Bell combo with some fish and/or chicken from the LJS side of the menu. Alas, now they're all full Tacos Bell.

The A.V. Club

She knows what she did.

White guilt.

Waiting for Whovian to downvote this…

El Hombre de los Moleculos!

Peaches come from a can. They were put there by a man in a factory downtown.

Blessed are they that have not seen and yet have believed.

Well, at least they know where they can bury the survivors.

But how was the coffee? And the pie?

But do you believe in the Robot Devil?

The resistance against the machines already happened. Well, they were actually more of a rage, but the guys involved seemed to fancy themselves as a kind of resistance, so I guess that counts…

James blew up for you! He ignited into a fiery inferno for you people!

I really wanted to like James Corden… and then he turned out to be Jimmy Fallon's non-union British replacement. No bueno.

Love children for some, miniature American flags for others!

CUT MY COW IN TWO PIECES!
THIS IS "UNDER THE DOME"!

It's a crappy day for America!

Seth Meyers actually isn't all that bad, especially his Closer Look segments. On the other hand, if Jimmy Fallon can host a late-night talk show, so can an urn full of Jack Paar's ashes.