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Volvo. Volkswagen is German.

It can be two things.

They need help having their periods?

What's the line on resignation vs. impeachment?

Giggity.

So you're saying that the 404 page is itself 404?

It's the second segment on @midnight.

So Scott Baio's a pussy. I think we already knew that, did we not?

Yes. General Leia Solo. Your point? ;)

"Excuse me, sir, the show's over!"
"Get away, zitface!"

Meatloaf again?

Engelbert Humperdink!

¿Por qué no los dos?

Wait, what? I must know more about this meal sent from the gods!

Ummm… I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not, because Lucas Till *is* the lead in the "MacGyver" reboot.

I have. Then again, one of my local Taco Bells (Tacos Bell?) is actually a combination KFC and Taco Bell. Also, a couple other local Bells used to be combos with Long John Silvers.

If your period is *orange*, you should probably see a doctor.

Mine tend to change at random, but right now, my five (in no particular order) are:

He would've ended up in Leningrad, but he ran out of gas.