Mmmm! Two things it can be!

Do sports themes count? Because I'd like to put in a good word for the ESPN National Hockey Night theme, back when ESPN actually gave half a crap about hockey.

The DS9 theme, much like the series itself, is quite underrated.

Nope. I was going to post that myself, but now I see I don't need to.

ABC's World News Tonight also did a story on Cindy last night, and that's how I knew she would lose. News stories on a player's run are always a clear giveaway that the run ends that night.

I'm guessing no one dares trod on your lawn.

Not that I know of. The only other restaurant that comes to mind is the International House of Pancakes, but IHOP is certainly not unique to Albany, plus I assume you've been in enough IHOPs to know the difference.

Probably either Cracker Barrel or Denny's, which are right next to each other just off I-90 Exit 9, conveniently situated for someone who is, as you said, passing through on the way to Boston.

Are you confusing Waffle House with a different chain? Because I live in the Albany area, and per my reply to @KrombopulosJimmy, the nearest Waffle House is in Scranton.

I'm almost positive this exact same article was written a couple months ago.

Yeah, there's a handful of them in Pennsylvania, including a couple in the Scranton area, which would be the closest to me. Still, at over 3 hours one-way, I'm not sure it's worth the trip.

Albany, NY?

Definitely. When she said "I'll be there in 10 minutes", my immediate reaction was "yeah right, you'll get into a car crash on the way there". Lo and behold…

Pepito's got a point. Your typical supermarket eggs may or may not be creamy enough depending on their age and your personal taste. However, if you have access to fresh eggs, whether you get them from a farm or you raise the chickens yourself, you'll notice a world of difference.

Dude, what the fuck ever. Do what you want. Truth be told, I'll probably try it at least once. Just please bring back the KFC Double Down, all right?

I didn't know anything about Pepe (for example, that his name was Pepe) until he exploded on the alt-right. I only ever knew him as the Twitch emote FeelsBadMan.

The Polyphonic Spree or GTFO.

I was hoping someone else would say this so I didn't have to. The Americanized version of GTC is way too sweet and it's obvious it's an American dish despite the name. I've never had the "original recipe", so to speak, but I have a feeling I'd like that a lot more than its modern cousin.

A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees?

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