As long as we're talking about what could have been: Lately I've been wondering how things would have gone if Hillary had been the Dems' nominee in '08 rather than Obama. I suppose it's possible that McCain would have beaten her, and even if he hadn't, America might not have been ready for two non-white-male…

Arby's claims to have the meats. I am skeptical.

Canadian law allows doughnut shops other than Tim Hortons to exist? Geez, you learn something new every day.

True. I mean, "creatures" should have been a clue that we were talking about something that occurred in nature, not a man-made structure. Had they specified "man-made", I think the Great Wall of Mexico China would have been correct.

TELEMUNDO!!!!!

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Is that Patty Mayonnaise's dad?

You were lucky to have a bar of soap! Some of us had to cut a hole in a discarded teddy bear found in a back-alley Dumpster!

What if the robot is built to look like Natalie Dormer?

Last week I said that coming into this season, I was about ready to pack it in. I kept watching because no matter how bad it got, there was always hope… and then Negan showed up and seemingly all hope was gone. I almost stuck with that decision to bail, but then I saw the previews for this episode, and I was…

There was a punchline to the dick-pic joke, though. He spent the entire joke building up the idea that this was a perfectly normal thing to do, no matter what the rest of us think, because his mom's a medical professional and it's all business… and then it turns out that she works in a school, not a hospital or a…

Can't say I've had it myself. However, after checking out a couple recipes, it certainly seems a lot more like its northern brethren than the Yankee imposter.

Love you too, fam.

I don't mind Manhattan clam chowder. However, it is not worthy of the name. Chowder is almost always a cream-based soup; some people say it doesn't have to be, and those people are idiots. Everyone knows New England clam chowder is the only proper clam chowder. The Manhattan version is more accurately called…

Dammit, I liked Yuengling. Guess I'm sticking with Sam Adams…

By that logic, NYC alone would have 16 or 17 people in the House. No sir, I don't like it.

Durka-durrrr!

CNN is partnering with AMC's The Walking Dead. At some point during the coverage, Negan will show up to bash a random anchor's head in.

We had to watch TV in a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin! And it wasn't so much a TV as it was a rolled-up newspaper in a septic tank!

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