Lorne Michaels is history's greatest monster.

I believe the Northeast Corridor is the only segment of Amtrak that makes a profit.

The McGangBang is when you put a McChicken in between the patties of a Double Cheeseburger, right?

Around here, they only had LJS as a combo with Taco Bell. I used to supplement a Taco Bell meal with two pieces of fish or a piece of fish and a piece of chicken. Eventually, all the combo places turned into full Taco Bells. (Tacos Bell?)

Did they ever finish that? I found the first couple seasons a while back, and I don't recall if my inability to find the rest was because they didn't exist yet or I simply didn't know where to look.

Ah, but is it permissible to use "mad" to signify quantity or to provide emphasis?

Much like practically every basic cable channel, The AV Club strayed away from its original mission so gradually I didn't even notice!

Simpsons quote aside, they actually did have some general ed at ITT. Not as much as a regular college, but they had to provide a small amount of general education (basically one or two English courses and one or two math courses, if memory serves) in order to be certified as a not-completely-worthless educational…

Right. I've been inspired to write a Lake Wobegon monologue in the style of Lewis Black. Martha, cancel my appointments and hold my calls.

With the year we've been having, I have that same reaction whenever anyone who's getting on in years is trending.

"Influencers" is such a stupid fucking term. Just call them what they are, YouTube stars or Twitch streamers or whatever. Hell, "entertainers" would even be sufficient.

Well, crap. Nightly, like Daily in its last few years under Jon Stewart, was probably more valuable for its commentary than for any actual comedy it brought to the table. However, when your network is called Comedy Central, I guess there isn't as much room for thoughtfulness as perhaps there should be.

By putting it onto a piece of wood and banging a few nails through it?

Certainly! You're absolutely right; it's just that the very first sentence of the article was "Many Twitter users who are not straight white men have received some sort of harassment in the form of an aggressive @-reply," and that set me off somewhat. It was as if to say that SWM simply don't get harassed, and I was…

Pretty sure straight white men have also received Twitter harassment.

What, are they thinking it'll be like when the Tenth Doctor brought down Harriet Jones simply by saying "Don't you think she looks tired?"

Dead puppies aren't much fun.

The Daria movie trailer she did for CollegeHumor a few years ago was absolutely putrid. However, with better casting and better writing, a Daria movie might actually be worth something.

His AMC show got cancelled already?

The sad part is, I would totally eat that.