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Einstein von Brainstorm
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The first duty of every PBS program is to the truth! Whether it's scientific truth, or historical truth, or personal truth. It is the guiding principle upon which public television is based. If you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth about when that footage was shot, you don't deserve to

Tell my wife I said… hello.

The A.V. Club
such fucking assholes

Justice rains from above!

Alternate headline: "Here's another list of shows TV Club won't be covering next season."

There was one in Albany, NY, too. Only one person died, though.

Actually, it's proof of how dangerous it is. If Earl Grey (hot!) can give a Frenchman a British accent, just think of what it can do to Americans! 18th-century Bostonians knew this and tried to save us all!

Actual irony or Alanis Morissette irony?

"Dude? What is that?"
"You said you wanted an axe fight! **mugs to crowd** Oh, come on! In a few hundred years, that'll be really funny!"

I thought they tried a suit in her first movie and had to resort to the naked makeup because the suit wasn't working out?

The Adam Carolla version or the Norm MacDonald version?

A møøse once bit my sister…

And hell.

I read that in the voice of Herbert from Family Guy. I'm assuming this was the intended interpretation.

Well, whether we needed them or not, we certainly got a lot more of the Waltons — and their Mart — starting in the early '90s…

I've read elsewhere that this is actually supposed to be a prequel.

My Manwich!

"Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

Secret destroyers.

I may be wrong about this, but I think he only remembers things he gives a crap about.