Why isn't the Republican Party on this list?

This pill would completely ruin the Internet for me.

It's only "an incomplete number" because you didn't reading the fucking article, poser.

Here's the thing: The reactionaries controlling the GOP don't think they "need" to come around to the majority view on gay rights, because they're totally OK with being a minority government. That's why they support ridiculous voter suppression schemes — they're not bothered with the majority of America being against…

Puerto Rico aside, I think adding any states to the Union would be harder than people realize, because it reapportion Congress and the Electoral College. Whichever political party thought it would lose ground in a reapportionment would probably throw up some roadblocks.

Which is funny, because I recall a point (a decade ago, at least) where some politicians in the eastern provinces actually suggested joining the U.S. if Quebec seceded. If I recall correctly, their fear was that if Quebec seceded, Ontario would too, and split Canada in two.

Well, I hope she gives the mutual friends who set them up a good stern talking to.

Making their clothing in the United States is the only reason I put up with American Apparel (and I can only buy basic shirts there, because everything else is hideous on a grown man). If they move their manufacturing overseas, I might as well stick to JCPenney.

Honestly, "public masturbation" is probably the least worst thing to happen in Florida in weeks.

With an attitude like that, I'm glad my girlfriend never met Dominic Monaghan, because I might have lost a girlfriend!

Facebook's fine. Family is more trouble that it's worth.

Wait, you can break up with people over Twitter now? I could have used that last year! Would have hurt less than the phone call!

I experimented with Abe Lincolnality, but the beard didn't look good on me.

Is there a Facebook app for this I don't know about?

My girlfriend knows I tweet about her, and occasionally checks up on what I've said. I'm way nicer to her than I am to most of the other people I tweet about.

Tell the dummy he could have just hidden you from his newsfeed. (I do this with many of my best friends' boring wives.)

More likely, they'll come forward to complain about "reverse racism."

As a man, my solution to avoiding "creep-shaming" is not being creepy.

Only in exposition. Quint is a survivor of the Indianpolis sinking. That's why he hates sharks. (Watch the video again!)

I don't think you should flaunt your "pretty big nerd" credentials when you didn't know GPS-tagged photos. Come on, even Flickr has been putting photos on maps for years.