"Although the photo used as evidence doesn't show the woman's face, the FBI is convinced there is no doubt that it is the same woman."

The girlfriend didn't appear "suddenly." She's was in the second and third episodes. She's been seen in both universes, even.

It's on Hulu, you know.

The refusal of certain states to recognize gay marriage really makes "bigamy" a confusing concept. If I get gay-married in California, then straight-married in Maryland, how many states am I a bigamist in?

If this show actually makes it to air, a lot of home-schooled teenaged boys will suddenly be possessed by demons that can conveniently only be expelled by teenaged girl exorcists.

The rumors did not start from the Clinton campaign. They were started in 2004 by nutty lawyer who has run for office as a Republican.

I have no body issues. Can I blame Facebook for my weird hairline issues instead? Friends uploaded a bunch of pictures of me last week, and all I could think was "AGGHHH! I'm going bald!"

See, the problem with Catholic priests is that they don't know how to improvise. If an evangelical minister had accidentally showed gay porn to a bunch of kids, he would gone straight into "GOD IS TESTING US," riffed on some Bible verse I've never heard, and ended with a tearful speech about how Satan had put porn on…

For this app to fill up with spambots, Foursquare would have to fill up with spambots, which would be bad for the analytics-based side of Foursquare's business. So, as a Foursquare user, I hope that doesn't happen.

Yep, and Grindr is the only one of the many "meet nearby strangers" apps that's actually successful, because it's the only one whose business model doesn't require women to join. (Funny because it's true! And sad because it's true!)

Grinder only shows you people who have signed up for Grindr, and encourages you to send them messages on Grindr.

Twelve thousand? There's a hotel here in Detroit that's offering a Titanic meal for $140.

The NBA should declare a Twitter Day and make the players wear those jerseys on the courts, just so we can hear announcers calling the players names like "DaTrillStak5" and "BoobysWorld1" for a couple of hours.

Yeah, like a most "comics greats gone bad," Miller's problem isn't that he suddenly got bad, it's that he got "too big to be edited." Now that publishers let him do whatever he wants, there's nothing to keep his lunacy from overwhelming his work.

Well, that was fairly creepy non sequitur. Are there any particular 14-year olds you've got your eye on, or was that just a general statement on principle?

Yes, that's exactly why it happened. If you weren't logged into Jezebel first, then Google didn't know what Jezebel account you were trying to link to.

Actually, the biggest issue was that the list included e-mail addresses and passwords. Since so many people used the same address/password pair on multiple sites, it made mass account-cracking easy.

This is the page where you make sure: [www.facebook.com]

Twitter asks users for so little personal information as to make your complaint ludicrous.

I, personally, wonder why your sanity is so fragile that it can be damaged by Twitter.