No, that one is holding out for a job running the FDA, probably. “Special vitamins” for everybody!

Refunds aren’t going to help people who bought their tickets from scalpers, are they? The scalpers gets his original money back AND gets to keep the resale income!

Back in 1999, Amazon had basically just started its “You might also like” recommendations when I ordered two Melissa Etheridge CDs from the site. Amazon spent the next year recommending me books on how to come out as a lesbian.

I don’t think lying really hurts Fiorina with a Republican electorate. On the other hand, I think the focus on her lies hurt her by turning her into a one-issue candidate.

She may talk about other issues, but at this point, journalists only care about Fiorina for her stand against Planned Parenthood, so that’s what she…

Tubi TV also has a fair-amount of non-American TV, including older British-but-not-BBC shows like "Space 1999" and the original "Queer As Folk." Shows are streamed with commercials, the Android app supports Chromecast, and you don't need to sign up for an account unless you want to watch the "mature audiences" shows.

It took me less than five minutes to find people calling her a bitch and a cunt.

Disagreeing with her political positions doesn't make sexist attacks acceptable.

Fortunately, you can cover up the prank by finishing the thought.

As an atheist, all of my bad Christmas stories involve me saying things like "Why the fuck are you trying to make me celebrate Christmas? I'm an atheist!"

Not true. AdWords allows affiliate links, but they don't usually work well. (Google won't show two ads for the same site at once, so affiliates almost always get bumped by the original company's own ad.)

You're right. These scurrilous accusations are giving drunk drivers a bad name!

That's the actual name of the costume at Spirit Halloween's website.

I doubt it's that deep. Look at her profile. Most of her mayorships are for highways, exits, and "in my car." She looks like one of those extra-lame foursquare users whose into drive-by mayorships.

You're probably too young to remember his greatest TV role!

One I spotted while traveling, that I think is worse: Jenny K. is the mayor of Site Of Fatal Bus Crash May 1988.

Bah. The "One superpowerful group is responsible for every bad thing in history" really is the least imaginative sort of conspiracy theory. It's the conspiracy theory a writer uses when they can't think of something actually clever.

Also, a weird problem I've run into online: "bing" as a verb collides with "binge" when you try to write about "binging" and "binged." Microsoft forgot the first rule of Inventing New Words — Make sure they're not spelled like any old words!

John, I think I speak for everybody here when I say "You can't possibly be a real human being."

Yeah, Wizard asked a bunch of Marvel and DC writers about that vote, and even most of them said it was bullshit. One of them even said that it didn't matter if the fans thought Batman was smarter, because "the Red Skull is smarter than Captain America, and Cap beats him every time."

The dumb dilemma I always remember is when Diamondback (a female villain who eventually fell in love with Cap) took the keys out of the ignition of an aircraft in flight, dropped them in her cleavage, and dared Cap to get them. Turns out Cap would rather be in an airplane crash than touch a supervillian's boobies.