So that's probably it, then. They picked "2018" out of hat, committed to it, and made up excuses to keep using it when somebody pointed out the mistake.

So you're saying they needed to change the election year so that.... people wouldn't think Iron Sky was a documentary? I repeat: What the fucking fuck? Where you people get this nonsense logic from?

What the fucking fuck?

"Nazis on the moon" is an good idea for a film. The President putting re-election banners on a moon landing a good joke. Getting election years wrong is a dumb mistake.

I just glad the Gaddafis were overthrown before this started a goofy competition between the world's crazy dictators. Before you know it, Korea would be adding giant squid tanks to yachts, and Cuba would be patrolling the Caribbean with rowboats full of chupacabras.

The banner says "Re-election 2018." No candidate puts any year on a banner that isn't an election year. It would confuse voters, especially Republican ones.

So... who wants to be the first person to tell the filmmakers that the United States isn't having a presidential election in 2018?

I'm totally OK with Ayn Rand fans removing themselves from the larger gene pool, even if it results in an inbred Morlock subspecies that does nothing but live underground while hoarding gold coins, building model supertrains, and voting for whatever descendent of Ron Paul is running for office in the 25th Century.

Basically, he's "Megyn, I'm going to win. Now shut up and let me!"

Google Schemer? Really?

The kid doesn't know. He didn't see his Dad kill Shane.

To be fair, half the plots on The Walking Dead are driven by the characters being idiots.

Somebody needs to explain to him that he's not asking for investors. Investors get a return. He's asking for donors.

...and then the drum kit submitted a "Slutty Statue" entry to Cheaterville.com.

The next day, Representative Terry England proposed legislation to make pregnant women wear bells around their necks, but was tragically trampled to death by a stampeding herd of third-trimester females before he could vote on the bill.

It's awful. Put it off as long as you can.

The John McCain you respected never existed. He was always an opportunistic jerk with good PR.

Well, this explains all the "You're not a sex offender!" Facebook notifications I got today.

There are probably some men who find that tattoo really sexy.

TLC should give TV shows to as many gigantic families as possible, then force them to compete in athletic events, Battle of the Network Stars-style.