You've all missed the worst part of this bill: It's a stealth men's rights law. Check this out:

No, it's an attack on abortion providers, by making their jobs even more complicated. If the bill becomes a law, it gives anti-abortion law enforcement authorities a whole new reason to investigate providers (and subpoena medical records). It also allows them to be sued by people who think the provider performed an…

She should get back at them by founding a "Goth Scouts" organization. I SEE A GREAT NEED.

Hey, what about fetal employment rights? If a fertilized woman shows up at work, do employers have to pay her twice as much, or fire her for violating child labor regulations?

Does Rick Santorum know about this unacceptable level of tolerance? He needs to issue a statement about how interracial marriage is bad for women, immediately!

Roll out of bed? Come on; that woman's so stiff she probably sleeps standing up in giant trophy case labeled "Wife No. 3."

I only hope that when all this anti-science "religious freedom" wipes out modern civilization with a plague, the survivors who build the next civilization learn their lesson and get rid of religion.

If God has any sense of justice left, he'll have his angels start with the executives at SyFy. They've done a lot over the years that they need to answer for.

Ever notice that Deep Space Nine never showed anybody going to the bathroom, either?

And if this works, you're next, Lake Ontario! You're next.

WTF are you talking about? Al Gore won every primary in 2000. Gore had the base; his weaknesses were in other areas.

I think you answered your own question. Most of the people who think they're infertile are just mistaking luck for proof.

My girlfriend has a large back tattoo that tapers to a point at her pelvis, so that if her shirt rides up a little in back, people think they're seeing a tramp stamp (or a thong).

Straczynski probably shouldn't take shots at the competition's summer crossovers when he works for a company who uses "somebody is trying to destroy the universe" as its crossover every summer.

35 issues. You to add the "Epilogue" one-shot to the issue totals for the mini-series.

So, like, Big Macs are health food now, right? I can eat as many as I want!

Getting to write a Watchmen story must be a dream come true for J. Michael Straczynski. That man has spent years clearly wishing he was Alan Moore.

That's just not a good trailer, even for a teaser. The set-ups are so generic that it doesn't make the movie stand out in memory. In the time it took to write two sentences, I've already forgotten what I watched!

When I was in high school, I used "The Mouse, the Bird, and the Sausage" for an assignment in my public speaking class because it was psychotic (and short). I was a weird kid.

I would totally use a ball-zapping birth-control gun, at least until I got tired of saying hilarious things like "I'll come to bed in a minute honey, I just have to ZAP MY BALLS," or "Honey, have you seen where I left the BALL ZAPPER?," and "Not tonight honey. I forgot to buy batteries for my BALL ZAPPPER."