You know, I'd never heard the name "Kayden Kross" before, but I correctly guessed she was a porn actress before googling her name. *Sigh*

Not with that waist, she isn't.

Do you think she still has one? When she dies, will somebody discover a room in her home with 50 or 60 years worth of tapes of her complaining to herself?

But we still all agree that having kids makes married people dumber, right?

That still photo looks like it came from an old-fashioned "the plumber bangs a rich lady" porno.

Thank God this happened at a British museum. If that butterfly had hatched in the States, at least 3 congressman would be trying to have the museum defunded for advocating a gay lifestyle.

I'm waiting to see what the birthers think this proves.

Simpson moved to Florida after Ron Goldman's family sued him for wrongful death, because Florida laws wouldn't make him sell his house to pay the debt. He's been a legal resident of Florida since then, and had a few scrapes with the law there before his Las Vegas caper put him in jail. [en.wikipedia.org]

On the other hand, the laptop decal, bumper sticker, and t-shirt would be very helpful in identifying people I don't want to talk to, ever.

There's a comic book store in the suburbs of Detroit that still uses that DC commercial!

She probably only remembered to wear a jacket so she would have a pocket to carry the cigarettes pack.

It won't "alert the authorities" to anything, jackass, because the parents who use drugs just won't apply for benefitis. This is the kind of policy that will push children out of reach of systems designed to keep them from starving to death.

And yet, she's trying to minimize her responsibility for that decision by emphasizing the alcohol and calling her virginity "stolen."

I would "like" this story on Facebook, but the woman I'm having a drink with tomorrow night might see it and change her mind.

I'm disappointed that it's just a browser extension. I was hoping it would be a company that posts face press releases from Anonymous taking responsibility for all the stupid things I do online.

God doesn't need to call the women. All the good ones will be following their husbands anyway, remember?

Do you plan to get a new Facebook account every you break up with somebody? Because that's just seriously dysfunctional. Telling that story makes you sound pathetic.

I suspect a lot of it has to do with competitiveness — after you've gotten your ass kicked a few times by guy with a +9 sword, you really, really want that +10 sword, and you don't want to wait for it.

I think this is the tactic of every woman who's ever been a Maxim cover model. I started reading the U.S. version of Maxim when it premiered, and I swear, by the end of the first year, "I'm of the guys" and "I like fart jokes" were already the magazine's ridiculous celebrity profile cliches.

...but we don't like women who have to tell us they use guy humor. It's called "trying too hard," ladies!