There are also too many states. Please eliminate three.

He released a statement about the Trump tape so by law he had to be both a husband and father.

Seems redundant?

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

My wife took me to Texas de Brazil for my birthday one year and expected sex afterwards. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, LADY.

Socialism: Potentially appealing to half the country if the only other option is racist, sexist, and quasi-fascist. Catch the fever!

The hot dogs haunt his dreams and it’s becoming clear that the bright line between the ephemeral dream world and the real physical plain is blurring badly for Fox. In practice he’ll often blow his whistle and wave his hands, stopping play cold. He’ll rip chunks of turf out and sniff them. He’ll survey the horizon with…

Um, maybe these “athletes” should get out of their safe spaces and spend some time in a real locker room. This is exactly the type of talk you should expect to hear at a country club golf course.

As a strong people with a proud culture, they’re frankly offended at this blatant appropriation of their traditional dress.

Or a clumsy proctologist

If you run into an asshole in the morning, then you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day then you’re the asshole.

NFL Logic

A face that was made for radio with a voice that was made for print.

They use the song “I Can See Clearly Now The Rain Is Gone” (or whatever that song is called) in A Bugs Life (or was it Antz?). Anyway, my older sister thought it was written specifically for the for the movie and that the line was “I can see all popsicles in my way” because uhh they’re at a picnic or something, when…

Tube amplifiers. I love tube amplifiers. For guitar or hifi, they destroy anything built in the last 50 years. There is a physical payoff to listening through tubes rather than transistors, even if it’s just playing mp3s through your iPod or phone. Go look in the attic of your boyhood or girlhood home and dust off…

I’ve watched that video probably dozens of times and I have no idea why but I think it is fucking fantastic.

Jeb is a MESS

I disagree with Kaep. Trump has made no effort to show he’s less racist.

I’ve seen this Seinfeld, turns out it was the sweater.

You’re just mad you don’t feel the vibrations any longer....