How Peter King and a thousand hot-takers across the nation read this:

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

Well. Sorry for my existence.

Mitch McConnell with mutton chops.

This is a rude post.

I bet Lochte was pissed.

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

They might...

Or ears.

Now?

But it was all the other women who took it on the chin.

I am sorry I became the big bad Pissboy. I am now the Swimmin’ Prince and the big bad Pissboy for I have brought my body’s water onto the land in a shameful way. In the water land where I live, one must only smile and relax and allow the piss to flow from within. We live in the piss pools and we die in the piss pools.…

Spoilers: Rosebud was the name of his electric hoverboard.

It will be “Rosebud.”

I understand your concern but don’t know why you’re implicating me in all this.

This information negates the entire plot of Cool Runnings

A co-written article from them would be pretty amazing. Combine Caity’s Reese-Witherspoon-article sideways viewpoint with Feinberg’s cheerfully shameless relentlessness and it would be magic.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

I guess they win the “Greenest Olympics ever” title.

Ummm....you forgot fried chicken breast as a viable sandwich bread...