No surprise here. In Asia most dogs end up being really good sliders.

Nope, no way to make birds racist.

You laugh, but I just translated it. It says:

公園で犬がすべり台してました 笑

Couldn't have said it better myself.

The face of a guy who would ask you for a sip of your milk.

Biden probably said, “Alright, kid. Ya gotta bring the goods. But lay off the malarky! That’s mine.”

That would allow for some sweet Jumbo-tron intros.

“What an amazing tribute.” - Dan Snyder

All I have to offer is that my dad saw him in a restaurant in NYC and mentioned it to me for the sole purpose of telling me that he’s not very tall. “But we both already knew that,” I said. “Still,” said my dad, who thinks a lot of Russell Wilson.

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

im a doggie too

The only thing better than scrapple is Taylor ham.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

Harry Caray, NFL talent scout.

It’s a simple question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?