Who do you think the first white player to kneel during the anthem will be?

What are Burneko’s/Magary’s expectations for Rogue One?

It was a 49ers fan. Are you surprised?

Football moves, how do they work!?

When I’m taking my contacts out, I like to hold the solution bottle as far away from the case as possible and pretend I’m Tom Cruise in Cocktail. Anyone else?

Easy to say from someone who doesn’t have a dick.

There is one activity that growing up in the internet age has helped my grip with, albeit with just one of my hands.

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Also watch out for those mean bears.

You’re slowly starting to fill the Caity Weaver-sized hole in my heart.

I went on a bourbon tour in KY for a friend’s bachelor party recently. One of our guides who seemed to be quite knowledgable and willing to call bullshit on many of the liquor industry’s practices told us that Pappy’s quality actually declines after 15 years. You’re really just paying more for worse whiskey just to…

Leonidas was a GLORY BOY!

Cargo shorts became uncool when Jonah Hill declared that no one has gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since ‘Nam in Superbad:

Tycho Brahe also had a pet moose, but it died after he fed it too much beer and it fell down the stairs.

Pizza Lunchables or gtfo

What is dead may never die

What breed?

Medeski Martin & Wood