I love that the comment section became a sounding board for the exact thing the article was deriding.

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the patches.

Scout: Follow up; is a hot dog a sandwich?

I have a love affair with spicy food when I’m hungover. It’s a dangerous game to play. I think the worst it ever turned on me was the morning of July 5th a couple years ago when I took down some eggs drenched in Sriracha. Getting half-digested hot sauce vomit up your nose can really ruin your day.

(s)EX(less) Machina

Jim Tomsula is definitely a wheelbarrow guy.

One Thanksgiving while I was in college my family and I were flying out to Texas early the morning of the actual holiday to meet up with the cousins, aunts and uncles. I had already been home from school for a few days and naturally boozed super hard with my friends the night prior.