I'm sorry you're on the wrong site. Red State and Fox News.com could use your brilliant rationalization.

I thought Goodell was a Patriots fan...

The talking assholes on 710 ESPN (Seattle) are going to shit their brains out over this. Looking forward to it.

I'm guessing the Seahawks weren't the only ones who wanted the non-controversial Russell Wilson to be the hero. Imagine the look on Roger Goodell's face when Marshawn Lynch asked him on live TV about the perma-fines.

"I have full confidence in my teammates to execute that play because we had run it so many times."

Very true, but I think it was more like "I was supposed to let Marshawn run it 3 times to win the game, but when the time came, I realized— Fuck it, Marshawn running it in doesn't make ME look like a genius, so I'll call a shitty pass that will make me look like I have balls of steel or that I am a complete idiot... "

Guy at the first store I went to gave me the 1/6 salary line, and I said "do you have any idea how brutally my wife would murder me if she found out how much I spent/wasted on her ring?"

Always up to no good.

My thought process the past few months:

You've never been to State College I'm guessing

I think it's great that money was raised for a charity. Too bad they couldn't summon up an ounce of compassion for the children that got raped in their team's showers. Far too busy rioting over Joe Pa's suspension.

Penn State players shower where child rape happened. Penn State fans rioted when their coach was…

Penn State fans got all self-righteous and overreacted to something? NO WAY!

The original tagging of him was "pitiful." Olbermann has attacked PSU, alums, and students for supporting and celebrating a man who de facto condoned child rape.

ESPN wisely didn't tell him to "hit the showers" for a week.

Damn, I wonder how hard Mike McQueary slammed the door this time?

I was stupid and childish

Penn State's students continue to embarass themselves, Deadspin posts articles to that effect often. All universities have student bodies that raise huge amounts of money for charities, found charities, solve the world's problems, etc. That's not an achievement, that's what the youth of the world is expected to do…

Eh, this is really just a rhythmic slap on the wrist.

Actually no. The $550 is just the rate. The taxes are in addition to that, which only underscores the insanity.