Player 8, Player 1, Player 5, Player 6 and Player 11

Who, these guys?

Best fans in baseball

"Well, as long as it's just FORMER players...but we're monitoring the situation closely."

Nah dude, that was just the 12th man.

I am a Falcons fan, but I would like to point out that the Falcons are not the first team to do this, but they will be the first to be 'severely' punished for it. Meanwhile the Patriots will skate by.

I wonder what the Patriots are going to be hit with for fraternizing with the commissioner by way of parties at Bob Kraft's house?

"You spelled Patriots wrong." - everyone outside of New England

I liked the joke, but the hate you got for it made it perfect.

Of course Belichick is in favor of more cameras on the field. Duh.

Why would you date someone who would set traps for you? If you're dating a cool and good person, she is not setting a trap for you.

You never talk about your ex's. They ask something, tell them you don't remember and that shit didn't mean enough to want to remember. Then, change the subject back to your current SO, as she is trying to set a trap for you. It's a test. It's always a test. And failure is about 90% guaranteed.

"Mr. King, what is the nature of your relationship with Roger Goodell?"

Pretty confident he's just trying to wash the taste of Goodell from his mouth.

Those Benson quotes would have been much more reassuring if he hadn't delivered them to a house plant.

"Yes! Look at that stupid thing some other asshole owner is doing! Look away!" -Niners Fans

Uhh Peter, he didn't really set you up for that Lethal Weapon line. It doesn't really work here.

"You'll have to be more specific." — Kansas

Top throwback jersey in Toronto:

Um, WTF Kansas?