"...I love Minnesota."

Well, that's different. It's in Georgia. I don't even think blacks and women can vote there yet.

Black? SILVER? Shit, man. Best I could get was two Asians.

I still cannot believe the Seahawks didn't give the ball to Lynch. SMH.

- Russell, did Golden Tate fuck your wife?

of course he would say that. He wouldn't get any from these three if he said otherwise.

@battman_returns you got 8 followers bruh your own family don't even want to know what you doin! Get better at life!

I suppose I should just start drinking paint thinner now, why delay the inevitable?

He still uses a Blackberry.

That you, Hamilton?

The NFL has more leaks than a Walmart diaper

+1 redhead keeping his mouth shut

Someone needs to explain to Coach Chambers that "too young" is never a valid argument at Penn State.

I thought it was Doug Baldwin physically expressing how everyone thinks of him as a wide receiver.

What sort of moron thinks that is in any way a celebration of finally getting a catch? Is he 12 years old? Suffering from CTE? There are a lot of things I could imagine that would happen spontaneously after all the frustration and then finally getting a big play. This was not even close, nor was it spontaneous, that…

"Who?"

This dude is a bum. Seahawks lose and they're still talking! Just shut up. Just shut up. Shut. Up.

Man, they are so fucked if Marshawn retires.

Huh. I just assumed the ball was a bed and his celebration was foreshadowing.