Probably the first time I've seen a mom get into a teen beef without having to turn the private browser on

That which cannot be named?

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The Phuck-up in Phoenix?

"Actually, analytics refers to a type of bug that lives in your butt."

First draft of his statement:

Well that's certainly one way to get Tressell back in a bowl.

I'm guessing she was a Tressel fan, even Pryor to the tattoo.

So, some guy tells Dolan that he sucks at his job (can't argue with that based on the results) and Dolan counters by suggesting he's an alcoholic? Are we sure James isn't a Scientologist?

a cable industry giant hates his customers? Didn't see that one coming.

I doubt the rest of the English-speaking world recognizes the New York definition of "Respectfully."

Not disagreeing much with you at all. It's a hero-worship problem, and since football is popular, hero-worship lives there.

nail -> head

Whichever poor soul gets promoted to Hultz/May babysitting duty better get a huge raise.

Is that a No More Wife Beater?

Hey look, it's the guy who literally walked out on his team, sucker punched a guy after a game and has bounced around the league because he's a total dope. Blount is the precise definition of a bitch.

It was scrutinized because it unnecessarily added risk to what should have been a situation in which a touchdown was nearly automatic. Yes, fumbles happen, but interceptions happen more often, especially in a situation like a one-yard slant where the defender has to jump the route to save the game. With one of the…

In addition, Pete Carroll has been fined $20,000 for pissing away a title.

More Gary Thorne broadcasting hockey is a win for everybody.