and no flag for sideline interference on Dez

Lions fans are gonna flip out about the PI flag getting picked up and rightly so.

He even does the weirdo fake-glance around the room while he's actually watching Jerry so he can try to high-five him at the right moment but then he does the a half-hug because he's a fucking weirdo move too. I bet he yelled at himself in the bathroom immediately afterward like Scotty in Boogie Nights.

Fuck Roger Goodell's NFL. This game was rigged.

What nothing on the refs yet?

For a short time I worked as a writer for the world wide leader and I was one of thousands who wrote for the website. I met Scott only twice by chance more than anything as I wasn't ever based in Bristol, or even a blip on the radar in the scheme of things, but at one of those events Scott turned to someone and said…

Fuck cancer. RIP Stuart.

Colbert's least favorite team.

This is awful—what did Florida State's football program ever do to deserve this kind of treatme—

Did you not watch the game?

So then, either:

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

Also get an actual team name. FC doesn't freaking count.

I may be being a humourless dick here, but I can't help but feel that those of us who get angry that vile off-field acts get confused with on-field allegiances (and thus disdain the kind of idiots who reflexively back Winston for no reason other than being FSU fans) also shouldn't totally celebrate the conflation of…

Didn't know Lena Dunham was a Bama fan. She's so edgy...

Oregon players have been reppin vaginal sovereignty for years.

The only way that The Fumble could have been better is if it ended with Winston getting clotheslined like the Baylor kicker.

I choose to interpret it as a sign of feminist alliance, miming a castration gesture in solidarity with rape survivors: a gesture that signals the importance of punishing offenders and standing up for victims. Or, they could just be happy as fuck that they beat the shit out FSU's felonious morons, thiefs & rapists.