To quote my friend Nick, this is schadenfreude so thick and rich you can drizzle it over pancakes.

Good to see Fisher finally bring the authority when it counts: on the field, in Winston's final game, and one that is out of reach.

he traveled.

I love the people who get mad at Drew for the team previews. I know not everybody faithfully follows Deadspin, and is likely following a link, but it literally says in the preamble that it's for people who hate the team. The blind rage these people must go their lives has to be off the charts.

Maybe he can post annoying spam on kinja about making $4 million from home with this one weird trick

But what about Greeeeggggggggggg? He's ending the year in style because WE demanded it!

When I read the headline of this piece, I assumed it was a tribute to Samer's transition from intern to full-time writer.

The Skins responded, incompetently.

Merton Hanks really stuck his neck out on that decision.

In addition to the decline in team nickname use, Washington was also down 27 points on the scoreboard during each broadcast.

The Detroit Free Press gets it. Stop shaming them.

it's the Niners, you mean. Hi Jed!

The national hot take on the Bay Area is that it's full of a bunch of entitled, techie assholes, who have more money than brains and who have no concept of reality.

Bill Simmons argues (stay with me) that you should judge moves by how opposing fans react.

See, I read that as "you are awesome and Deadspin is awesome so that's why you write for Deadspin..." but then again I'm 5 beers in.

I don't want to wash Drew's balls for him, but you know he also writes for GQ and has published a well-received novel?

"After all, Niners fans will have to spend their remaining years trudging to Santa Clara to watch a shitty team that can seemingly be undone at any moment by internal political squabbles."

Kaep sucks.