I would be shocked if Classy (TM) Bob Kraft didn't get a shitload of local tax breaks and zoning variances to build KraftWorld. Playing by the regular rules is not what rich people do.

Works for the 49ers, who sit two hours of Silicon Valley rush-hour traffic away from SF.

Unlike almost everywhere else, California doesn't really pay for stadiums out of the legislature, it was almost always the counties. The last time the counties had money to throw around was the 60s, when the OAK/SD stadiums were built.

But Ken Behring was a boob. Al Davis would've used the commissioner's angry letters as toilet paper.

Roger Goodell apologizing??? Oh, that's funny.

What a douchebag. I hope little Mason ends up hating baseball.

Wait a second... Is this the only sure fire way to get somebody banished from Seattle?

Just like on the field, anything Kaep starts just ends up going back to Richard Sherman.

Ah yes. Another graduate of the RGIII school of public relations. This should work out well.

"I will not let that little pissant Jed York out-Snyder me in 2015!" - Dan Snyder.

It appears A-Rod's been using...

Sounds like the super-classy Bob Kraft needs to put on another dinner party, stat. Anyone else need buying off?

The Big Ten should've said they were slap-slap-slapping the coach with a fine, then the State College community would've ignored it.

Goodell would've banned Sparky for life, then gone to Kraft's house for dinner to help him audition replacement players.

Visited Yankee Stadium a few years ago for the first time. Nobody is as effective as the Yankees at taking a paying customer, turning them upside down, and shaking until literally all of their money falls out of their pockets.

That's exactly right. Baldwin only elevates to pedestrian level when a guy like Tate serves as his fluffer on the other side of the formation.

Lectures everybody about how he hates being called a "pedestrian".

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How did we all know Ohio would be involved?

I'm sure that little spat at the Super Bowl was for appearance purposes.