The Daniel Snyder comparisons seem dead-on when you consider that both teams' marketing strategies involve trotting out guys who won titles in the 1980s and 1990s.

The only thing you need to do to be "most influential owner" is keep Roger Goodell loaded up with hookers and blow. Especially Saturday night before the AFC title game at your own house.

As long as wannabe Wall Street douchebags want to name-drop what celebrities they saw at the game the night before, someone's high-paying ass will always be in those seats.

"Hey, Roger?"

Concord, CA indeed... check in there on Facebook and it's immediately three comments from other parents, "Does it still smell like pee like it did in 1983?"

Hi, Peter King!

"For using your considerable skill as a hacky fuck-up, taking press attention away from our extortion of communities, police corruption, overcharging truckers for gas, real estate fraud, and unconscionable non-profit status, we award you $35 million."

My friends from the early 80s, now talking about taking our kids there: "Does the climbing wall still smell like piss at the one in Concord???" It's always sucked.

I'm amazed that a pizza business with a giant nuclear rodent as a mascot has been in business this long.

Please tell me this is Marshawn's way of getting Darrell Bevell out of the playcalling business, in the same way Aaron Rodgers got Mike McCarthy to cede those duties after the Packers' Debacle In Seattle.

50 Shades of Repressed Housewife

"Or wasn't Analytics the name of L. Ron Huxtable's book?"

When asked if he would like to sell his Super Bowl tickets, Darrell Bevell said, "Nah, I'll pass."

Darrell Bevell, you're next!

So, the NFL is going from "No More" to "Just Write A Check"?

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When I say culture and compare it to Penn State, I more mean the societal implication of "you can get away with it because you're a football player, because vocal apologists will have your back."

When you ask, "what's wrong with kids today?", don't forget there are legions of adult Penn State fans who felt vindicated recently when the man who looked the other way on sexual abuse had his wins record reinstated.

The only people benefitting monetarily from NO MORE appear to be PR firms crafting press statements and talking point/QA documents.

Well, of course! The Federal Government made up Sandy Hook so that Congress would pass that sweeping gun control legislation and assault weapon ban... oh, wait.