"But... but... how will this fit into our narrative that Marshawn's a bad guy? Don't tell me we'll have to start talking about Darrell Bevell's godawful play calling!!!!"

ouch. I have to admit I was stunned and terribly hurt by that witty missive when my BMW read that comment back to me.

Next year's book title: "Killing [major public figure old people talk about a lot]."

generally I agree... But after listening to Uncle Goober's rants throughout Thanksgiving, the thought of him quiet and his nose deep in a book on Christmas Day seems awful tempting. ;)

Bill O'Reilly is just doing the rounds to pump his annual book so that those under 40 know what to get their racist elderly relatives for Christmas.

Headline: "Seahawks Sign Marshawn Lynch to 7-year, $130M Deal Through 2021"

Subheadline: "Seattle Front Office Rewards Lynch for his unique ability to distract press from incompetent OC Darrell Bevell."

To be fair, one is assaulting a human being with intent to injure the person, the other is simply refusing to talk to a bunch of people who write about football while sitting in heated, well-catered press boxes.

Goodell's NFL:

Did they find the crack Darrell Bevell is smoking? That would explain the Seahawks terrible play calling all season.

It's so great to see that Roger Goodell's NFL is really tackling the tough issues facing the league in this day and age.

"Ummm... OK. But are they watering down the beers? Cause that shit's a dealbreaker."
-Most NFL Fans.

The Maloofs? Oh, this should be a smashing success!

It's gonna be OK: Roger Goodell has got this.

Can you get the audio for this? The best part was that a second earlier, the FS1 commentator said, "Is that an anteater?", in reference to the play call card next to Holgo.

Roger Goodell could find a way to fuck it up to that extent.

Player-Commissioner Peyton Manning would cause Jim Nantz to die of orgasm.

Roger Goodell proven to be lying piece of shit.

Admit it, non-hockey fans: you totally thought Carter Ashton was a hedge fund.

"See? Now how stupid an idea was it for me to draft Johnny Footbaw?"

I'm sure the Cubs can't wait to hire Maddon—- their last manager from Tampa worked out so well.