"As long as he doesn't send someone a muffin basket for ending Roger Goodell's career, it's OK with us."

so, does this mean the Warriors have to dig up the "Eight Is Enough" theme and have Dick Van Patten do the voiceover next time Sacto is in town?

Jerry Jones : A rich man's Bud Kilmer

And as we all know, they gave Johnny Manziel a very similar punishment last year, showing that it doesn't matter who you are—-

Roger Goodell will wait until the second video comes out to make a decision.

Rich guy donates to foundation, writes it off on his taxes as a charitable donation, lowering his tax liability.

Donation pays off other rich guy's mortgage.

Seahawks anonymous sources can feel free to make blocks and tackles anytime.

does anyone else want to see Peyton and Tiger play a round of golf with cameras clicking on *every* backswing? Who would melt down first?

this is why you never say, "I am not shaving until we win the Cup."

"That's fine, as long as he doesn't question why Roger Goodell still has a job."

Incidentally, that's also where Seahawks offensive coordinator Darrell Bevell keeps his head.

I guess this is the only way we get back the Seattle Sonic Drive-Ins.

Popular media narratives:

Isn't it remarkable that none of these damming reports ever originate from "The Worldwide Leader In Sports"?

Because Fox News told them to.

Don't worry, San Jose/Santa Clara PD will have this swept under the rug by lunch, per the York family's orders.

So *this* is what Roger Goodell meant by "credible, reliable law enforcement."?

Who does PR for these guys? Baghdad Bob?

Tell us more about how victimized Oregon is by the Pac-12 officials who wouldn't know PI on a potential game-winning drive if it but them on the ass. The Ducks are such victims, aren't they?

When are these players going to finally understand that only owners are allowed to get away with things like this?