isn't it just a little stupid that baseball teams do this five times now?

We're any of these players alive when she was on TV?

Given all these demands, it sounds like this is a job for Pyongyang.

Fox News Hosts & Producers: [Orgasm].

if the Raiders are anything like USC, he's likely in a British Airways queue at Heathrow right now getting his Visa card out.

ESPN quickly suspended both announcers for three weeks because they criticized a football authority figure.

Local DC media bought off by Snyder: "Wow, the dear leader is serving vintage beer to the masses!!! He loves his people!"

And... It begins.

Shit's getting real. Who else will Bob Iger whack before the night is over?

Olbermann says "Sir". That must be the journalistic "standard" ESPN is referring to in their statement.

When will ESPN just come out and admit they're a wholly owned subsidiary of the league?

Goodell = No consequences.

I was Jonesing for some Paul Maguire/Joe Theismann action during the SEA-SD game last week, that's how shitty Diehl is.

Diehl is AWFUL.

given how fast they change their minds on these punishments, maybe Jameis was just being prepared?

Bush: "I definitely will try to obviously not leave bruises or anything like that on her."

"Instead, we will take it to a distinguished sports arbiter with impeccable credentials: Gary Bettmann."

Roger Goodell is following the American corporate "cultural tradition" of barricading himself in his office and having minions answer for his mistakes until the shitstorm blows over.

after all, what he did was just part of his "cultural tradition".

For all of his Jesus-talk and "I'm a good, disciplined man because my daddy beat the shit out of me"-talk, AP has some serious discipline issues keeping his pants on and following church teachings if he has this many 4-year old boys concurrently.