Oh, I'm sure players ripping 9-figure sponsors on social media will end well for all involved.

I did that with my dog and he's still an asshole. Should I have used a cattle prod and pistol-whipped him as well?

cue the "Durrrrrr.... You liberullllz are ruining 'Merica!!!! I was beaten and I'm fine, heck I'm great even!!!! It's part of my cultural tradition!!!!!!! This contributes to the wussssssifucation of society!!!!"

being an NFL fan these days is like being an 80-year old person. Every time the phone rings, you just want to shriek, "Aw, who is it this time?"

And evidently in their family, it's not part of their "cultural tradition" to hit 4-year old boys in the balls with sticks.

If only there was a strong "law and order" commissioner at the helm of the NFL.

and speaking of "business":

good luck selling kids-sized Adrian Peterson kid jerseys, businessman. Or keeping sponsors.

Keith Olbermann tonight summing it up best:

Back off, everybody, it's alright. Roger Goodell's got this totally under control.

Q: "Why did you activate Adrian Peterson, Mr. Spielman?"

Rutgers gonna Rutgers.

If Kaep wanted a job where he wouldn't be accountable for lousy decision-making, he should've been commissioner.

Rivers played well, Chargers played well and deserved to win the game. Seahawks did not play to potential in all phases of the game. Big letdown. Happy now?

I don't know why, but I'm sure he'll get another tat to commemorate it.

So, all of the Chargers yapping here are the ones who didn't actually score most of the points? For example, I don't see Gates' name anywhere.

Oh, how did I know Marty Morninweg would be involved in this on some level?

"Don't make me send you back to Dallas!!!"

"Per the source, Vikings owners, like all other NFL owners, do not believe in ever holding anybody accountable for anything."

unfortunately for Goodell, NFL Security is still waiting on a tape to arrive from law enforcement proving airplanes exist.