Ted Robinson gets suspended by the 49ers for talking about domestic violence (however ridiculously) but Ray McDonald does not get suspended for actually committing domestic violence.

Right, but that would entail 24 absurdly wealthy men voting to fire him. Men of honor and high morals like Dan Snyder, Jerry Richardson, Jerry Jones... yeah, so that's not gonna happen.

To be fair, the general counsel's office has been a little busy burning documents and destroying hard drives.

"Mr. President? Senator Goldwater to see you. Says it's about the vote count on the impeachment."

Does Florio study North Korean State Media for inspiration, or is it the other way around?

Warm up Marine One, Commissioner Nixon needs a ride outta here!

"Protect the students."

Where's the part where he addresses why he didn't ask Ray Rice's lawyer for the tape?

Did he make them millions or have they benefitted from an era where TV networks desperately need football, the only DVR-proof content out there, and are willing to pay any price to get it?

BULLSHIT.

1. Season ticket holders write their teams, demanding the team owner moves to fire Goodell.

Every fucking fall with this commissioner, and each fuck up bigger than the last: Bountygate. Replacement-Refereegate. Coddling Wife Beaters-gate.

"Conquer We Must." Right, because repelling the British is exact the same thing as beating West Virginia in mid-September.

Drew, you forgot your signature line:

all the way through... Re watching season 1 now to get my fix. Didn't want to spoil.

Good God, these leaks are incredibly well-timed. I hope Deputy Commissioner Frank Underwood didn't have anything to do with this.

Berman: "They cut him immediately..." 4 hours after, but whatever.

Nice to see the lifting of the sanctions has sent the right message to the PSU community.

"Um, Mr. Iger? There's a Roger Goodell holding on line 3. Says it's urgent."

Great. When does Goodell get released?