Every game involving this team will be a circus this year, but don't expect the Dear Leader to do anything until sales drop and/or sponsors flee.

hey look, 1980s styles just arrived in Reno!

This is the best part of the whole series.

Dude, you play for the Lions.

Right, just like the construction of Mt. Davis wasn't supposed to use public funds.

You know, it's always nice to cash a check as a business, but I don't know how much more new business those PR hacks can get if everyone in town knows their Danny's PR firm.

Seriously, do you folks not have PR firms in DC? Somebody needs to save this jackass from himself.

Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

is Holy Cross on ESPN (even the Tres) because of a bizarre clause in Simmons' contract?

It's like going from Kingsbury to Pillsbury.

I'm surprised. I thought he'd put his six-string in hock to make this happen.

Strange. I thought that in St. Louis, they immediately broke out the tanks and soldier gear to maintain order.

Lane Kiffin: "Miss me yet?"

Translation: "We just got the month-end sales report on overpriced pink NFL merchandise and we're utterly terrified."

Please let the Rams sign Tim Tebow to backfill Sam Bradford's roster spot. Bayless would move to STL.

Ray Rice didn't even get fined this much for his "excessive contact" in the offseason.

Dammit, St. Louis.

Two in one weekend?! I hear Sam Bradford disappeared again as well.

"It could've been a whole season, but once they realized it was Peyton Manning's kicker..."