oh lovely, two self-proclaimed "voices of our generation".

In which state does prison suck the most? Try him there first.

It's good to see things associated with the Denver Broncos not deflated. Glad they're moving on with their lives.

Wait, There are countries besides the US, Canada, Russia, Germany and the Netherlands in the Olympics? Why, I had no idea, I only watch NBC.

Might as well get the youth of America used to the idea of being punished for speech. Pass the freedom fries.

You're right. Running up your stats and the score in a blowout is what a REAL FOOTBALL player does. Not some GLORY BOY like Marshawn Lynch. Derrrrrp.

"Roger Goodell was paid $44.2 million."

Based on the text messages that came out before, it would appear that Incognito just thought everyone paid for pussy.

Meanwhile, coaches whose teams win more often than they lose were breaking down game film and going over technique. Mediocre coaches apparently like to spend their time at work dealing with blow-up dolls.

As a Seattle DirecTV subscriber, I don't get CBC-Vancouver. However, I can switch to Comcast, which would make more money for... NBC! Gah!!!!

Hey, I'd want to avoid getting drafted by the Vikings too.

I liked it. It's not like the judges in these things aren't politically-motivated hacks. (See Salt Lake, 2002). I would prefer the skaters say what's on their mind rather than wear plastic smiles and curtsy.

Hey Seth MacFarlane- here's your villain for "Ted 2"!

Totally agree... I went to the Vancouver games in 2010 and watched some in the bars and thought their coverage was very superior. Live, sport-focused, not this jingoistic sugar-coated drivel we get here.

Just remember: if NBC is showing you a foreign participant, it's because they are about to crash hilariously. If NBC is showing you a 'Merican, it's because they're about to win. Looks like we need the haters guide to NBC Olympics next.

I don't know who talks about the 1980s and 1994 more often- Republicans or 49er fans.

Corruption isn't a big deal, they said. Bribery isn't a big deal, they said...

If I had $15 Billion in the bank; I'd use semi-colons whenever I wanted too.

Gary Bettman, feel free to move this team to Seattle anytime...

Sochi 2014: Sport Competition for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Putinstan