It's the "Borat Olympics", isn't it?

OKC, what did Seattle ever do to you, other than help create the circumstances that made it deliciously easy for your boy Clay Bennett and pal David Stern to steal the Sonics? You should be thanking us, not trolling us.

Stern kept the Kings in Sacto out of spite against Seattle; the little troll still had his nose out of joint with all the meanie meanie things we said to him up here when his buddy Clay stole the Sonics.

Stern kept the Kings in Sacto out of spite against Seattle; the little troll still had his nose out of joint with all the meanie meanie things we said to him up here when his buddy Clay stole the Sonics.

"But, but, Marshawn Lynch is a distraction!!!"

Simmons picked Seattle but then picked against the Seahawks in the Divisional and Championship rounds. Genius.

"Richard! Richard! Could Tim Tebow have taken the Broncos to this Super Bowl?!!!"

David from Minnesota should've held out for the "A Very Special" Gawker Saturday Essay.

Could be worse. He could've liked Charleston Chew.

Let this be a lesson, Goodell: if you schedule a Super Bowl for Ice Station Zebra, the Seattle Seahawks will be there.

Does anyone else think Skip Bayless spends his free time doodling how his signature would look as "Skip Tebow"?

"...and with the second pick in the sixth round, the Jacksonville Jaguars select: Ned Flanders, Quarterback, Alabama"

Brady: "We win with graciousness." And we lose because Mr. Kraft only pays me and anytime anyone else wants a raise, we jettison him.

Really? I am from the Bay Area, lived there 25 years, grew up in the East Bay where there are still numerous Niner fans across Contra Costa/Alameda Counties because they grew up with the 1980s 49ers and didn't switch allegiances simply because Al Davis forgot to take his meds one day and then moved the Raiders back to…

Yes, because everyone in Seattle was so concerned over who the rest of the country is pulling for on February 2nd. That's why we (the entire metro region) convened an emergency PR strategy meeting immediately following the game. Deadspin is just plank one in our diabolical plan... muwahaha!

Thank you for telling me and 66,000 Seahawks season ticket holders how we think of ourselves. It's obvious your advanced training in psychology paid off for you to make a very sweeping assessment.

Was at the game last night and was struck by the utter hypocrisy of 49ers and Bay Area sports fans who once cheered for well known heels Deion Sanders and Rickey Henderson that are now prim-and-proper "offended" at Richard Sherman. They also didn't seem to mind when Sherman made these plays for Stanford, either.

It's deliciously ironic that Bay Area sports fans who once cheered for well known heels Deion Sanders and Rickey Henderson are now prim-and-proper aghast at Richard Sherman.

Get my parts cut open AND don't go to the game? That's lose-lose no matter how you slice it.

Well, there are a couple mitigating factors with the Mariners- ownership has firmly ran the team into the ground and also acted loudly and publicly to block a proposed new arena for the new Sonics/NHL team that may come here. There is actual animosity towards the idiots that run the Mariners, which contributes to the…