Mariners baseball at Giants prices. It's sort of not worth the trouble.

But the national media loves crapping on the Seahawks more, so that's why nobody's mentioning it.

Our team got pinched for Adderall, an ADHD drug, and your team's star defensive player had to get sent away to rehab mid-season after getting shitfaced and wrapping his car around a tree on the way to work.

Who does "butthurt" and righteous indignation better than Niners fans?

The real reason Harbaugh wears cleats.

Stay classy, San Francisco.

How much was the bounty for that? And, does the guy get paid if Harvin comes back?

Is Jim Harbaugh going so all-out on working the refs for next week's game that the 49ers are doing media outreach this week, getting placements in WSJ and WaPo?

If they just let the Sonics stay, this would've been 100% legal.

Yeah, agreed. The metaphor doesn't totally work there. Goodell just always carries himself and makes decisions like he's the of the antagonist in a cheesy 80's teenage skiing movie.

Roger Goodell's "vision":

He's such a lackey for the owners. This is just so Jerry Jones' Cowboys can get in more often.

Just think, eight hours after eating this stuff, these men will all be trapped on a sealed flying aluminum tube together.