I’m just gonna put this out there, she seems like a nice girl. And I admire her attitude in general. But some of the things she says...the “all men cheat” thing? I think it’s all about the company you keep, for sure. If you date misogynist assholes, you’re going to get asshole behavior. Just like you shouldn’t make…

This is the stupidest and funniest thing.

Cats and bow ties are magical. And mine likes the water too. Or, at least, water receptacles.

He does have a way with skinny white girls. What is it about this dude?

That’s all I was trying to say. I mean obviously celebrities of a certain have had some help, but it's worth noting if they are good at making it look particularly natural. Also, I try to say something positive instead of being critical. Women get enough criticism.

I think she's beautiful.

She fucking 46 you guys. She feeds on the blood of babies. I want to be her when I grow up.

That kid, man. Kid? Man?

Okay but can you do the LIFT?

*raises hand*

Most entertaining This Week in Tabloids yet. Also, that caricature of Bradley Cooper is totally tits.

I don't really know what to think of this. The snark in me says, well then why are you getting divorced? Also, he fucked up and he's groveling. Otherwise, yes very endearing.

Moral is, don’t date an EDM guy. Baaaaaaaaaarf. Also, EDM is just house music. It’s HOUSE MUSIC, people. And it belongs with the 90’s gays. Why are little privileged boys and girls trying to make this their thing?!? Okay. Rant over. Sigh.

If I ever

Haha. Discerning cat says, fuck you Ariana Grande!

Daaaamn dude. You have a knack for inciting riots. Just go out and lick a donut for good measure.

Christina Hendricks turns me into a complete Neanderthal. It’s difficult to form actual words. I want to throw her over my shoulder and take her back to my cave, build a fire, and tear beast meat off bones with my teeth. And canoodle. Oh the canoodling. Sigh.

Toner is a godsend.

I just came here to gush over Ashley Judd. She's a damn fine woman.

I see what your saying, but I'm a sucker for Betty bangs and revisit them every couple years. Plus, forehead wrinkles.